what do youthink makes a man ?
I wish I had your manly voice .
Oh come on Jason .
No you just went you're going lower there you know .
No I'm not .
You know being a man today means a different thing than it did at any time through history .
real men don't tweet .
more and more guys have begun to groom .
back sack and crack Alright .
It ain't healthy and it ain't right .
The mustache it's a distinct thing .
I look like a pervert .
you can't let the mustache wear you you've got to wear the mustache .
This is just how a human male looks .
I can get rid of this beard in a second with a razor easily .
I love men that use products .
What it is is it's a product that you use for the groin area .
you think your pubes know the difference between a shot of shampoo and a shot of shower gel ?
you know what give me something with some meat on its bones like Aqua Velva .
My dad always smelled like garlic and diesel fuel .
aqua Velva .
I don't have any ear hair yet though .
No no me neither God we've got a lot in common .
You think mustaches are good on fellas I kinda like it It fits you I'm gonna embrace my inner porn star .
society has been very rigid about the role of men Those rules have been lifted .
I think you try to look good to meet a woman or you try to look good so the woman doesn't run away .
On a scale to one to ten how do I think I look ?
To certain people I probably am a one and then to other people I'm a strong two .
what do you think works best with my face Cause this has been not doing well for me for .